i dont know about best ever...

but it might be. its pretty damn good.


Best Damn BJ Penn Highlight Ever!

Meanwhile in Afghanistan...

Soldiers fight out of an ambush

Stick cam to helmet. Fire weapons. Change weapons. Launch grenades.
Amateurish....but still more kickass than Black Ops and Modern Warfare 2 combined.

lol i love sex songs

I Just Had Sex -- thelonelyisland (feat. Akon)

Cedric Jones training Anderson Silva on head movement

fight scene from ip man

Ip Man Wing Chun VS 10 Karate Black Belts

mma hl

Heart of a Champion by neurolite

Dynamite Boobs (World's Most Powerful Breasts)

gigantic tits vs beer cans, baseball bat, and watermelon. quite impressive.

bj penn hl

BJ "The Prodigy" Penn - Not Afraid

haha nice play

Driscoll Middle School Trick Play

wanderlei silva highlight by Hel13torm

tribute - ''The Axe Murderer'' Wanderlei Silva

porsche vs ferrari

Japan superGT Ferrari vs porsche Accident [Part 1]


[Part 2]


i'd have to say the porsche won.

p.s. they ought to have paramedics on standby at those events. holy crap.

i feel bad for laughing

but still i laugh alot


Ostrich vs little girl on a pony

Will Ferrell & Manny Pacquiao Sing "Imagine"

on Kimmel.

dope x3.

brock lesnar vs cain velasquez coming up

Violent by Design Volume 3: Cain Velasquez by TheDrinkableOne

old man strength reining down on his face

40 year old doctor convincingly beats up some younger guy


Martial Combat 7 Fight 2 Angelito Manguray Vs Shane Wiggand

Zombie VS Japanese kids

with subtitles :)

pornstar nacho vidal training standup

sure why not. its actually not bad. mt vid includes sparring.


NACHO VIDAL MUAY THAY


Nacho Vidal - Boxing

u cant coach that

kind of d.

from 2 wks ago.

Troy Polamalu Superman (Flying) Tackle! (Steelers vs Titans)

robogeisha

Adidas commercial feat. muhammed ali

Impossible is nothing

Fight Gone Bad Explained

fucking excellent.

learned about crossfit back in the late 90s or early 2000s when bj penn was still living in nor cal and was training at the ("THE"?) crossfit training place up there. read @ it online in an article or discussion board or something. seemed like a good idea and have used the ideas myself ever since, esp when getting ready for a bjj, grappling, or mma event, none of which i really do anymore. but yeh, crossfits what turned me on to functional fitness.




sorta related


CrossFit Games 2010 Adidas Commercial

inches

skip the stupid 40 sec intro and the rest is good. 40 secs. geez.


Cheating death - missed by inches. Near misses on transport systems.

he's cumming day and night

arnold cumming

135 lbs or fierce napoleon complex

chump's name is nathan rutkowski. what a dick.


story goes she wanted to try this guy's class, told him she used to do this, but out of shape so go ez. then this.


in blue w stupid look on face.


rutkowski on bottom. i laughed. 0-1 mma record.

chick weighs 60 lbs

n cant gain wt


Woman who can't gain Weight baffles doctors - Lizzie Velasquez

Mahna Mahna

No-2-meth hotline

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9/11 TRUTH BROTHER

WATCHA GONNA DO BROTHER??!!!

myers briggs portraits

i laughed.
intj here. that makes me the winner, doesnt it?

oh shit indian males own pole dancing

thats high level shit right ther

just wondering...

suppose a chick has a hyphenated name (cuz thats what her parents named her), gets married, and wants to hyphenate her name. does she get a 3part, double hyphenated name? eg, adams-abbot-anderson. thats wild.

just because

me vs teacher - xtranormal style

yes. this ridiculous reprimanding actually took place.

Gymnastic and Ninja Stunts

flips, fights, streetfighter, an akuma costume, and more...

werd.

ninja turtles. artist's edition.

fake but good

Dynamite Surfing

rotweilers and pitbulls are their bitches

Caucasian mountain dog


The superdog 2

holy shit ban these bitches from the u.s.

rowdy

7 troublemakers harass guy in car. guy pulls out a bat. "yes. yess! yesss!!"


crazy street fight.... 7v1 guess who wins

blast from the past

Mark Hunt Atomic Butt Drop on Wanderlei Silva

you win some, you fail some

last night...

FAIL: i missed the ufc and chael sonnon's post fight sad face. :-(


got beat down by anderson silva, more fighter than he can handle :-(


WIN: got stupid, pounded down more tequila than i can handle :-)

tomatoes, cheese, greens

I was kidding abt ff2 wanting in my snapshots...

But maybe I was right?

Maybe ill turn this blog into a mobile photoblog. Maybe ill start another one for this purpose...

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He did a fantastic job supervising...

I guess?

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A 2nd firefighter...

Wanted his picture taken

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Most of those awesome flames were out...

Abt the time I got this close

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N lucky me my light was red when I got up even closer...

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The source was on my route. Yes.

Traffic was stop n go n I was able to snap some pics.

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On my way home...

I saw black smoke off the fwy. Looked like was near my exit.

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lolwut

Karate master cuts assistant's throat

by accident


Cutting His Throat Video

that's one hell of a forecast

wow

The Right Brain vs Left Brain test - clockwise or counterclockwise

Does the dancer spin clockwise or counterclockwise?

She goes clockwise for me, though I can make her go in either direction.


The Right Brain vs Left Brain test - Optical Illusion

katy perry posed topless for esquire

but her hands kept getting in the way. so meh...

her whipped cream tit rocket thingies otoh, are impressive.

ufc 116

nice arm triangle sub at last night's ufc. two things tho. 1. carwin's lazy arm cost him the fight (not that he wouldnt have lost some other way, just sayin), and 2. superchamp lesnar is lucky to have *finally* recoginzed it before carwin might have moved his arm. they were both there 4ever.. but neither are jiujitsu guys, so i can forgive em. either way...brock lesnar = unstoppable frate trane.

"Ricky, I did see what you were doing.

It felt good, didn't it?"

STFU & GTFO WTF


Caught In The Act

I think the translation may be a little off...

Chinese Lady vs. Black Lady with Translation

Telephone - Lady GaGa - acoustic cover - Igor Presnyakov

crash pads are for sissies

superman failolol

goldfish cracker anatomy

more: http://web.mac.com/moistproduction/flash/index.html

how not to audition for a kung fu movie

The Worst Kung Fu Movie Auditons EVER!!

worst name ever

canola oil comes from a plant called the RAPESEED. damn.


canola

cool database

http://caloriecount.about.com/

i never knew cabbage was high in vitamin c...

charleton heston - planet of the apes

Planet Of The Apes - "Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!"


MADHOUSE!!!


God Damn You All to Hell! - Charlton Heston


You maniacs!

bonus vid (wayne's world):


Charlton Heston 1923 - 2008

chimp humps frog in the face

Chimp Rapes a Frog

And to think...

...only weeks ago I was thinking about moving to ALASKA.
LOL @ that. WTH i was thinking?!!?

Maestro Knows - Episode 5 (Hawaiian Vacation) from Maestro Knows on Vimeo.

quick ufc 115 predicitons

Chuck Liddell v. Rich Franklin: FRANKLIN
Mirko Cro Cop v. Pat Barry: CROCOP
Paulo Thiago v. Martin Kampmann: THIAGO
Tyson Griffin v. Evan Dunham: GRIFFIN

Iraqi Gangster Kid

street!!

came across this on yahoo news of all places

reminds me of the doors or sumpfin.


"The Ghost Who Walks" HD live full band Video

a warning for people of california...good luck

Severe Earthquake Warning For California in September 2010

surra de bunda

aka "the ass kiss"

brazil ftw!


SURRA DE BUNDA - ORIGINAL

more

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9UxwWgCO6c

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHrXPl4EgRA

ewww no gloves

at first i was like 4 and 1/2 minutes? riight. gotta b replays n reactions and commentary and crap huh.

nope.


The Worlds Biggest Zit.

The Mask

Danger Doom and Ghostface Killa dubbed over some movie about prowrestlers in masks. Nice.

bestest analysis of superman eva

from one of the bestest movies ever


Superman Dialogue from Kill Bill 2

Saved by "ultimate fighter"

BABE GETS PUNCHED!

nice way to work sex in twice. random good.

High School Sucks - The Musical

High School Sucks - The Musical - Full Intro Theme Song

hit in the hoo-hah

Daffney Takes One To The Nether Regions

KIMBER JAMES GOES DEEP

touche

South Park | People call me ginger (Gingers do have souls)

related


GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS!!

Theory of Competition

Awesome VERSUS Sports Montage - Music by Explosions In The Sky

Had to transcribe it.

Here’s the thing that makes life so interesting: the theory of evolution claims only the strong shall survive. Maybe so, maybe so. But the theory of competition says just because they’re the strong doesn’t mean they can’t get their asses kicked. That’s right. See, what every longshot-come-from-behind-underdog will tell you is this: the other guy may in fact be the favorite; the odds may be stacked against you. Fair enough. But what the odds don’t know is this isn’t a math test. This is a completely different kind of test - one where passion has a funny way of trumping logic. So before you step up to the starting line, before the whistle blows and the clock starts ticking - just remember out here, the results don’t always add up. No matter what the stats may say and the experts may think and the commentators may have predicted - when the race is on, all bets are off. Don’t be surprised if somebody decides to flip the script and take a pass on yelling uncle - and then suddenly as the old saying goes, “We got ourselves a game.”

Related


The Belief of MMA - By Machinemen

be water, my friend

...and other awesomesauce


Bruce Lee : Like Water

dono bout u, but i'm not repulsed

as matter of fact, if they are furry and have slippery little holes...

*from a french anti-AIDS campaign

Extraordinary Animals In The Womb

Extraordinary Animals in the Womb


In the Womb: Dolphin


o_0



Shark eats siblings in womb!
:( @ 2:00

Gravity's a bitch

Hand of God - Blame it on alcohol redux


related: Drunk Guy Buys More Beer

holy shit

5 mins of pure awesome


"An amazing chase involving a man, a horse, a truck and incredible stunts straight out of bollywood."

Haha

Just had my 1st "hey ur that guy from the internet" moment. Heh.

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these drawings...

hehe nice

oooh

Social Network Influences Alcohol Use

Behavior of friends makes a huge impact, for better or worse.

The researchers found that people were 50% more likely to drink heavily if a person they were directly connected to drank heavily.

The size of the effect was 36% for those at two degrees of separation, such as a friend of a friend, and 15% for those at three degrees of separation, they added.

It disappeared at four degrees of separation.

Christakis and colleagues also found that people were 29% more likely to abstain from drinking if someone they're directly connected to abstained.

That effect size was 21% at two degrees of separation and 5% at three degrees, and disappeared at four, they said.

They also found over the course of the study that those who were surrounded by heavy drinkers increased their alcohol consumption by about 70% compared with those who weren't connected to any heavy drinkers.

Conversely, those surrounded by nondrinkers decreased their alcohol consumption by half.

In multivariate analyses, the researchers found that for every additional connection one made to a heavy drinker, the risk of drinking heavily increased by 18% (95% CI 11% to 25%, P<0.001), and it decreased the likelihood that he or she would abstain by 7% (95% CI 2% to 12%, P=0.009). On the other hand, each additional abstainer in a person's life significantly reduced the likelihood that he or she would drink heavily by 10% (95% CI 4% to 15%, P=0.001). Effects on drinking were also dependent on the relationship. Heavy drinking by a wife, for example, increased the husband's likelihood of drinking heavily by 196%, while heavy drinking by a husband increased a wife's chances for drinking heavily by 126%.

References

http://www.medpagetoday.com/Psychiatry/Addictions/19402

http://www.annals.org/content/152/7/426.abstract

Monster burrito

Soda can incl for comparison. My cod that burrito...

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Nike Tiger Woods ad

original


New Tiger Woods Commercial: Earl and Tiger


better

Morgan and Tiger - Earl and Tiger Woods Commercial Parody - watch more funny videos

more

http://deadspin.com/5512808/a-roundup-of-zombie-earl-woods-commercial-parodies-lots-more-updates/gallery/

2 & 5 ftw

ufc 112 april 10th

looks good. rly good.


UFC 112: INVINCIBLE FEATURES SIX LEGENDAY FIGHTERS

ANDERSON SILVA X DEMIAN MAIA (FOR 185 TITLE)
amazing striker vs amazing grappler. can silva last on ground with maia? can maia keep from getting ktfo on the feet?

BJ PENN X FRANKIE EDGAR (FOR 155 TITLE)
bj for the win. but should be good fight.

RENZO GRACIE X MATT HUGHES
hughes will prbly ride out a decision. but i would like to see renzo rip off hughes's arm.

wth is going on here????

not sure what to think of this...

EMBED-Scarface School Play - Watch more free videos
scarface...the school play...rly???

related:


related but not embeddable:
Tony Montana's Last Stand by Brookfield62

the other day i paid $80 for this service

next time ill do it mehself!!

cuban gynecologist & american autosalesman

pacquiao vs clottey: bang bang bang bang bang bang

Lampley "BANG!" Meltdown


Jim Lampley BANG, BANG, BANG! (Ricky Martin)
lol

i dono..."bang bang bang bang bang you wanna throw bang bang bang" works for me

oh damn theres a ufc tonight on versus

UFC Live on Versus: Vera vs Jones

Brandon Vera v. Jon Jones
Junior Dos Santos v. Gabriel Gonzaga
Cheick Kongo v. Paul Buentello
Alessio Sakara v. James Irvin
Clay Guida v. Shannon Gugerty
Eliot Marshall v. Vladimir Matyushenko

looks like a good card

moar iggypres

You give love a bad name - Bon Jovi - acoustic cover

one of my secret guilty pleasures...

is lady gaga. i had no idea shes a tranny.


Lady Gaga - Telephone (Official Explicit Version) ft. Beyoncé

"once u kill a cow, u gotta make a burger"

Impotada cerveza caguama

Good stuff. Tastes like a cleaner version of corona that doesn't hit as hard. I picked up a pack coz was on sale...6 pak of 12 oz bottles for $4.18. Also cuz the box sait it won all these intl medals. Also cuz I like the blue color scheme on the box n bottle. Also cuz it has a swimming sea turtle for the logo. I like turtles. Lol. Can u tell I'm procrastinatin on school crap? U betcha.

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Interesting observation: God and Fuck

OSHO: Strange Consequences

When Friedrich Nietzsche declared that "God is Dead," "FUCK" became the most important word in the English language....

The problem is that if God is dead, then you lose the most important word in your language and you will need a substitute. God was one end, one extreme, and when one extreme disappears from your mental vision, the necessary and inevitable is that you will fall to the other extreme....

One of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word `fuck'. It is a magical word. Just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. In language it falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive, "John fucked Mary," and intransitive, "Mary was fucked by John", and as a noun, "Mary is a fine fuck." It can be used as an adjective, "Mary is fucking beautiful."
As you can see, there are not many words with the versatility of fuck....

Holy fuck that was good

Drunk girl dancing

Daft Punk Bodies Drunk


For comparison

Daft Bodies - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

life

Jim Rome's take on Gym Guy

(and Long Rest Guy)



I don't have problem with Gym Guy but this funny

boyfriend huh

this guy keeps it real!!

SFW XXX Party Clip

Diesel's SFW XXX Party Clip - Watch more Funny Videos

OMG, WIN!!

Toyota Supercar

Lexus LFA
2011


fast fwd to 1:00. intro kinda stoopid.


this one sexy beast


Specs:
Engine: 4.8L 72-degree V10
Power: 553 hp@8700rpm.
354 ftlbs@6800rpm
six-speed sequential transmission
Top Speed: 201.94mph
0-62mph: 3.7 seconds
Redline@9000rpm.
weight: 3,263 pounds.

Other specs:
torsen limited slip differential
48/52 weight distribution
15.4″ front carbon ceramic rotors (14.2″ rear)


I came. Toyota FTW.

Soldiers of Fortune

If you have a problem...
If no one else can help...
...maybe you can hire...


The A-Team Debut Movie Trailer [HD]

PG Porn: Helpful Bus - Uncensored!

They drive this bus around, pick up girls, and film them gettting...helped.

cats + racks = win

proof




more proof (kitty ears + tits + fake j-accent = win)

find unresponsive adult lying face down outside of burning room

do you...

A. try to save a life

B. this

Igor Presnyakov solo acoustic guitar

new hero. loving this man is not gay.



RATM - Killing in the name - acoustic cover



Snow (Hey Oh) - Red Hot Chili Peppers - acoustic cover - Igor Presnyakov



Thunderstruck - AC/DC - solo acoustic guitar



Smoke on the Water - DEEP PURPLE - acoustic cover



Money - Pink Floyd - acoustic cover



Beat It - Michael Jackson - solo acoustic guitar - Igor Presnyakov



Fur Elise - Beethoven - solo acoustic guitar

New yr, new city, new gym

Surprisingly gym not packed as usual @ start of new year. Peeps must be hung over, sleeping in, watching bowl games, or shopping the NYD sales. Yeh I bet that's it...

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