posting frm new phone

Like mtrla cliq just fine. Ttly reccmnd it.
But dood at store lost all my fucking contacts!! That fuck!!!
Shoulda knew sumthng up when he sed he x-ferrd evrythng, hit 1 more buttn, got quiet, then goes "uh huh."

So I kinda has intrwbs again which is cool.
Ya my last free ride fnlly put psswrd on his wifi thingy...tht fuck!!! ;)
But ya just ordrd my own :( n now waitin 4 the man to send me mah shit.

What's the difference between Santa Claus & Tiger Woods?

santa stops at 3 HOs

*ba dum bum*



pimpin aint easy (^_^;)

quoteable

"Success is measured in smiles received, giggles had, & hands held,
than in dollars earned, deadlines met."
-- Arianny Celeste


vid is unrelated

taxicab sexcam

Me: so if people wanna fuck in your taxi, let them

Taxi guy: uhhhhhhhhhh...

Me: yeah, just charge em xtra and videotape it

Taxi guy: ...

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dood dint bite.

awesome idea now up for grabs

dog vs old lady

2nd vid, kinda related (barely)

I'm Yours(ukulele)

this kids got the right idea



for comparison

tiger woods accident

Q: how get people use stairs more?

A: piano stairs

damn i love free internets

using it rt now, as a matter of fact. win.

pic related