Jackie Chan in: Notas (kung-fu)

chimp with machine gun

i laughed.
don't think its real tho.
think its part of some elaborate marketing campaign for planet of apes movie.


Ape With AK-47

Street Fighter Stop Motion - Ryu VS Ken 龍與肯

female cop uses thug as pinata (sp?)

these cops suck at immobilizing thug

what the hell is wrong with people

Crazy singing lady causes fight on LA subway


Meanwhile in LA...

1. old immigrant baglady sings to the Lord. all good. but too loud and to others's annoyance.

2. fat middle-aged cholo picks on her, tells her she's going to hell

3. fat white guy in kung fu uniform and beanie steps up to be a hero

4. old jewish baglady stands up for cholo, at which point cholo clocks kung fu hero

5. kung fu hero fails at fighting

6. immigrant lady keeps being loud (is reasonable, but still loud and annoying)

7. xtra-big lebowski breaks up fight (ok, thats good)

8. jew lady takes immigrant lady's bags and tells her to get off train cuz she starting trouble and the police are coming to arrest her

9. young mexican chick in camo hoodie tells jew to stop attacking immigrant (ok, thats good too)

10. crazy shouting immigrant lady is only one that is correct

but bottom line: they all suck at life